12:51

I realised almost all bloggers talked about what they have done daily in a all neat and detailed fashion. So here's what i did.

A lizard dropped on my head and i counted to 20 before i wake up and start my morning. Its 3:52 in the morning i rubbed some tooth paste on my teeth and head out with my boxer shorts to the nearest canal. I got really thristy and i drank some of the water there. I urinated along the river as i walked. I was singing myself a birthday song while doing that. Pulled up my boxers after my long and relaxing pee. A black dog came out from one of the tunnels and started chasing me, i decided to walk as the dog is faraway from any immediate danger. i notice the dog was leaking gas as it ran towards me. Being smart and curious, i lit a match and threw towards the gas trail and i tickled myself in the balls as the dog exploded.I took its head and tied it round my ankles and i weeped as i carry on my stroll along the canal. Later on, i came across an ice cream truck.I robbed the sleeping ice cream vendor and used the money to buy chocolate chip ice cream cone from him.I found a knife tucked tightly under my underarms and i used it to carve HER name on every single tree i walked across. I climbed on one and screamed ''HOLY SMOKES'' all the way till 7am. 12 seconds later,eggs were thrown at me.i managed to catch one and i ate it like an apple. i walked home after that with mixed feelings and ambitions to change the world.
yeah, all in all it was just a big fat lie,that's what most bloggers do anyways.